Alcohol Detector

I was a victim of an alcohol detector by the name of Harry Green, and as an alcohol detector he was so fresh and clean. I drank in third world dives, and I crept through the alleyways as Harry Green the alcohol detector was on my tail. Alcohol detector Harry Green would one day catch me and reform me into the man I am today, into the strong religious sprit that I am now. In my pasties and green tie back then at the rainbow cafe on Derelict Street alcohol detector Harry Green and
his brain washing machine finally tracked me down.

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Police Departments around the world attest to the accuracy and admissibility of alcohol detector equipment.  These innovative pieces of technology accurately test your blood alcohol level within .0025 of a percent.  Their accuracy is what makes the test result admissible in a court of law in the United States.  Want to save yourself a lot of money and headache?  Buy your own and before you leave your next big party or the local tavern…find out what your score is.  Avoiding a ticket is just one reason to make such an investment…your life and the lives of your family and friends, as well as those you may not know may depend on it.

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A party-going drinker might gloat over the mere possession of an alcohol detector. He or she might think that possession of that device provides the holder of the detector with a great way to outwit almost any law enforcement officer. Such individuals might be surprised to discover that many law enforcement officers also carry on their person an alcohol detector. Those officers are not, however, planning to report for duty after a night on the town. They are trying to weed out from the suspected drunk drivers those who will be most apt to give a positive result on a forensic alcohol test.

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